The Taming of the Shrew
What do you think: is that really Elizabeth II writing to say that she is not dead, that Charles has packed her off to a desert island so that he might become king, and that, having no access to the royal funds, she begs me to send her three hundred dollars for a ticket back to Britain? Or is there, perhaps, still a chance that it is written in her name by a Nigerian uncle-billionaire who wishes to leave me his entire fortune but needs money for the notary?