More than four years have passed since Harold and Meghan left the royal family

More than four years have passed since Harold and Meghan left the royal family. Have you noticed how quiet and peaceful it has become? No grubby sensations, no vulgar scandals and, above all, it turns out that the institution of the British monarchy, with a history of more than a thousand years, did not collapse without one prince and his enterprising wife.

However, it is reported that Harry has expressed his readiness to return to royal duties if William apologises to him. It would be interesting to know what for. For having been born the firstborn? Or for the fact that Grandmamma allotted him the larger room at Balmoral? Or perhaps for the advice to slow down a precipitate marriage and try to get to know the undoubtedly wonderful-in-every-respect bride a little better? If the apology were to be recorded on video, so much the better.