Friday, 2 October 2026 · Almaty

A 20 kg Fridge Magnet Turns Out to Be the Base of an Ancient Column

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A 20 kg Fridge Magnet Turns Out to Be the Base of an Ancient Column

The Rome police have detained a tourist who was carrying off an ancient chunk of marble from one of the city's archaeological sites. I am not sure what in this news item provokes greater distaste: the hapless collector of antiquities or the hired scooter.

The story is, on the whole, a simple one, almost like the opening of Gianni Rodari's fairy tale about the man who wanted to steal the Colosseum, except that in this case the hero managed to convince the gendarmes that he had stolen nothing, but had bought it for a one-euro note.

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