It turns out that the two vandals detained at the Louvre on 19 September are Germans who call themselves artists and say they decided to glue their paintings up beside the "Mona Lisa" "for fun"
Corporal punishment (I am not speaking of running the gauntlet, branding and the knout, but in the form of the bastinado at the very least) must surely be restored. Precisely for such occasions, when the early bird has started to sing, lest the cat should eat it