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# The Morning of a Telegram Channel Admin
- URL: https://theparnassian.com/en/utro-admina-tg-kanala/
- Published: 2025-09-01T10:34:15.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-01T09:15:30.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: Books, Observations, Humour

> "What news have you?"  
> "I have heard nothing."  
> "How can you have heard nothing, when you are always in the company of great men?"  
> "No, Your Excellency, nothing has been said to me."  
> "That cannot be; at the very least you ought to invent something for our amusement."

In short, if there is nothing new, be so good as to invent something