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# Raise your hand if you, too, can account for your early-morning awakening only by an assault of demonic swine hordes
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- Published: 2024-09-25T06:31:04.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-01T05:32:35.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: Archive, Art, Books, Observations, Humour

Illustration from the 1463 book *Speculum Historiale* \[*The Mirror of History*\] by the medieval French chronicler Vincent of Beauvais