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# Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery, hero of the Second World War, having got into a taxi in London, said to the driver:
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- Published: 2023-12-11T06:36:09.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-01T05:35:05.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: London, Humour

"Waterloo, please."

"The railway station?"

"I'm afraid it's rather late for the battle."