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# The Cat Has Read the News and Decided, for the Present, to Make No Sudden Movements
- URL: https://theparnassian.com/en/kot-prochital-novosti-i-reshil-poka-ne-predprinimat-rezkikh-dvizhenii/
- Published: 2026-01-05T08:03:59.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-01T05:27:28.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: NB!, Nature, Humour

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