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# How Visitors Are Kept From Sitting on an Antique Sofa in a Museum Interior
- URL: https://theparnassian.com/en/kokliushki-na-divane-chtoby-nikto-ne-sadilsia-i-ratsiia-chtoby-vyzvat-okhranu-esli-kokliushki-ne-srabotaiut/
- Published: 2017-01-21T19:07:31.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-02T18:54:30.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: NB!, Museums, Observations, Humour

Bobbins on the sofa so that no one sits down, and a walkie-talkie to summon security if the bobbins fail. In short, everything essential for receiving guests. And welcome, as they say :)