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# There Are Only Two Kinds of Captive
- URL: https://theparnassian.com/en/est-tolko-dva-tipa-nevolnikov/
- Published: 2019-09-12T09:10:21.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-01T05:43:35.000Z
- Author: Alexandr Radayev
- Tags: NB!, Art, Observations, Humour

There are only two kinds of captive. The prisoner taken in battle (suffering in some cave) and the bound captive with bleeding wounds (relieving himself without the aid of his hands, gazing proudly). Which of the two is our favourite, I think, needs no explaining